Bonsai trees are us
Government Administration - Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
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Blanche woke up to a rainy Saturday morning and felt like a bus ran over her. The smell of coffee nauseated her and the bacon was not helping her either. She got up and grabbed her robe that matched her red rose gown. She put on her red slippers and walked to the bathroom. She used it and just when she was about to brush her teeth, she threw up in the toilet. After she flushed the contents away, Blanche stood up and looked at herself in the mirror. She began talking to herself, "What is going on? This doesn't happen to a devastatingly beautiful woman." She brushed her teeth, rinsed her mouth out, and walked to the kitchen. Dorothy and Rose were drinking their coffee and eating some bacon. When Blanche walked in the room, Dorothy could not help but stare at her. Blanche's hair was all matted to one side and she looked pale. Blanche looked at Dorothy and questioned her 'dear God' expression, "What?" Dorothy finally found her voice and she decided to ask the questions, "Blanche, you look like Phyllis Diller gone psycho. Are you alright?" Blanche, being the Southern Diva, replied, "No! I feel like a bus ran over me twice and that food just makes me want to vomit again. These things don't happen to attractive women like me. These things happen to women like you and Rose." Rose decided to add her two bits to the conversation, "The last time I felt like that, I just found out I was pregnant with Chirsten."
