Candidate Candy
Food & Beverages - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
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We are a Philadelphia-based sweets and satire company. Our mission is to lampoon political candidates, deliver delicious, diverting candies to those suffering from sour campaigns, and highlight fundamental truths that guarantee life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. We do all of this by making parodies of popular, low-quality candy brands and likening them to popular, low-quality political ideas. The brands provide candy that is unhealthy for our bodies like the candidates provide brain candy that is unhealthy for our minds. Just because something looks, sounds, or tastes good, doesn't mean it's good for you. PEOPLE, FOR THE LOVE OF FREEDOM AND FIREWORKS, STOP NOM NOMMING THE POPULAR, LOW-QUALITY CANDY!
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