HALCO Words & Art
Arts & Crafts - San Francisco, California, United States
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We (I) produce for you, the client(s), words or images. That should be clear. But I will further dilate upon my spectrum of potential services in response to any reasonable & courteous request. Also act in offbeat theater works. Museum tours I have also conducted, to much curatorial surprise and unease. They (the U.S. Library of Congress, for example) say I write children's books. Well, children are certainly free to read them if they can stick it out. I will analyze your personality and prescribe for you my formula of pragmatic praxis. Contact Chicken John Rinaldi to book my musical act. I will sell you my art work if you want it. After I am deceased, which condition should not be excessively long in arriving, it may then fetch a pretty penny. I collect plastic dinosaurs and will inform you, upon request, of the probable value of any saurian statuettes in your keeping; or, you may donate them to me, where they will find a good home, if you are no longer entertained by them. Drawing lessons available. With a little work and dedication, my specialized techniques may be acquired. I manufacture a special kind of candy whose recipe is a trade secret. All who sample this foodstuff crave it evermore. Not a health food. I am a member of A.F.T.R.A.
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