Sitting Down
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Sitting Down Details
Here at Sitting Down, we prefer to be seated whilst typing. It's a small concession that we make, but our staff appreciate it. Before i took over as CEO of Sitting Down, everyone used to stand up - they had no chairs. "Budget cuts" was the common reply. Now i know Agile and SCRUM have stand up meetings, but this was taking it too far.So i found our accountant in the basement trying to re-deploy our used print cartridges and gave him an ultimatum.He sold it on eBay, so i sacked him, and employed a college graduate called Oliver Nutha.The company is getting back to its' roots and profitable too, although Oliver seems to have long lunches. And dinners too come to think of it....
