What is Beach Ratz? Beach Ratz is a question. It's relentless doubt. It's a contradiction. Beach Ratz is chaos. Confusion with a purpose.Beach Ratz is also what happens when a couple of beach bums move from what's becoming a surf mecca to a beachless, freezing cold city. Beach Ratz is a website, an entertainment brand, a diary, a manifesto. One of the few real ways we can express our true selves.We're judgemental, inclusive, bitter and stoked. We miss what surfing used to be and love what it has become.