We provide research on traditional equities and cryptocurrency markets. We publish a free bi-weekly satirical newsletter that is intended to provoke thought in our readers. In addition to our newsletter we also create videos of hilarious internet content that sums up the weeks news. We will continue expanding into various media formats to scale the level of interest of our subscribers. We want to create a store of value for data. We want this data to be accessible to investors and traders, without having to wade through the "noise".