Software - N/A, N/A, us
Here at Sitting Down, we prefer to be seated whilst typing. It's a small concession that we make, but our staff appreciate it. Before i took over as CEO of Sitting Down, everyone used to stand up - they had no chairs. "Budget cuts" was the common reply. Now i know Agile and SCRUM have stand up meetings, but this was taking it too far. So i found our accountant in the basement trying to re-deploy our used print cartridges and gave him an ultimatum. He sold it on eBay, so i sacked him, and employed a college graduate called Oliver Nutha. The company is getting back to its' roots and profitable too, although Oliver seems to have long lunches. And dinners too come to think of it....